When you have no one to talk to you get a lot of time to ponder. Here's what I've recently learned about life/myself.
5 reasons I'm loosing my heritage:
1. I refer to Rubbish as Trash
2. I have said Torono on more than one occasion unintentionally
3. I can't recognise Australian accents
4. I think 10° or more is sunbathing/picnicking weather
5. I'm no longer sarcastic everyday most of the day because here nobody understands
5 positives to having no friends:
1. I get to take myself out to a glorious lunch every Saturday with the money I don't spend on socialising with other people
2. My knowlegde of the world has a direct correlation with lack of friends, I read the newspaper most days, watch the real news & E! news, know the weather all over Canada, understand the European crisis and I watch at least 3 documentaries each week
3. I've lost weight mainly due to not drinking every night
4. I can now win Sudoku
5. I'm getting my monies worth out of my macbook
That is currently all that is occupying my mind except for my insane urge to go out this evening and drink by myself.
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